man on the moon

i'm gunna do what i do, so do you.

the-awesome-adventurer:

fucking snitch

officialschool:

me as a detective

(Source: thepugman360)


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…you’d be surprised how many people violate this simple principle every day of their lives and try to fit square pegs into round holes, ignoring the clear reality that Things Are As They Are. We will let a selection from the writings of Chuang-tse illustrate: Hui-tse said to Chuang-tse, “I have a large tree which no carpenter can cut into lumber. Its branches and trunk are crooked and tough, covered with bumps and depressions. No builder would turn his head to look at it. Your teachings are the same - useless, without value. Therefore, no one pays attention to them.
You complain that your tree is not valuable as lumber. But you could make use of the shade it provides, rest under its sheltering branches, and stroll beneath it, admiring its character and appearance. Since it would not be endangered by an axe, what could threaten its existence? It is useless to you only because you want to make it into something else and do not use it in its proper way.

— Benjamin Hoff, Tao of Pooh (via symphonyofthecosmos)

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bagelbrother:

someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay


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funkies:

drake got me thinkin bout my ex and i dont even have an ex

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